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Join Date: May 2010 Location: Wyoming, new york Posts: 21
| Lost Yes, I've gotten lost! An old bugger like me. Many times!
Once, on the high plateau in Norway, my map blew off the back of my pack, and my compass said -Go West! Fine! Except that a raging northern river blocked my path. So I followed the river downstream. Logical, n'cest pas?
I followed that widening river for three whole days without food, and no way to get across into the reindeer tundra without a boat.
Swim it you say? I TRIED that, and nearly got swept into a glacier lake by a raging current - after wading a half mile of thigh-deep rapids. Try swimming with a forty pound pack on your back.
Yep, I waded all the way back, now totally depressed and starting to panic. Nothing to do except follow the river right on out to the fjords. Right! Except the fjords were in the opposite direction from which I was going. That dang river lead me towards Sweden!
About another hundred miles!
So finally, half-starving, bedraggled and limping, I rounded yet another rocky, overgrown bluff and blooie! Someone had left a mountain hut there for me, stocked with provisions, and I only had to break in to get them. Please don't tell the hiking club leaders though, I beg you.
I left a tenner for the food, repaired the window damage, and grabbed a tiny leaky skiff to float across that accursed river. That nearly killed me, as the boards needed to soak about a week to close up, and I needed only fifteen minutes more to get me to the other side. As fast as I baled with my stetson, that tub filled up faster. The oak boards I'd carved as rough paddles dug into my flesh, but I set a new record hitting the opposite shore. Now, at last on the far side, I was only three more days walking to a gigantic arctic lake which had some motor boat activity on the other side. That meant civilization!
Would have been fine, except for that sudden snow storm in the middle of the night which covered up any semblance of trail, and launched me into a mountain range bordering the deepest valley in the country! But that's another story.
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