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01-30-2012, 01:38 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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|  13 politically incorrect gun rules
This has been making the rounds online as I have seen it in a couple of different places over the weekend. I liked it though so I thought I would share. Go here to see the 13 politically incorrect gun rules. 
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01-30-2012, 03:09 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
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I must have missed this one over the weekend. I will be passing it on too. They might be politically incorrect but they are true. I would dedfinitely rather be judged by 12 than carried by six.
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01-30-2012, 03:45 PM
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Excellent advice. And #14, the best sound for a burglar alarm is the sound of a 12 guage pump being racked.
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01-30-2012, 07:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: NW Louisiana Posts: 40
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IMHO, sage words to live by.
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01-30-2012, 08:55 PM
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#5 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Colorado Posts: 725
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They missed a few.
Gun control is being able to hit your target.
Q. An armed intruder is threating you, what do you do?
Democrat: "What is his social background? Did he have a difficult childhood? Has he been repressed by the system?"
Republican: BANG!
Southern Republican BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
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01-30-2012, 11:27 PM
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#6 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: upper left corner Posts: 317
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LB, he was just starting to turn his life around...
Parker
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02-01-2012, 12:36 PM
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#7 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Richton Park, Illinios Posts: 2,272
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Anyone see this before? Remember ladies...this is all in fun!
The Top 10 Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .
You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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02-01-2012, 01:02 PM
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#8 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: I wander all over Posts: 204
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Personally I love number five, we joke a great deal in the house since I am more of a tomboy than a girlie girl. He knows very well if I am home alone with the kids and hear an intruder, as good as my mama ninja skills are they might only hear the click.
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02-02-2012, 04:13 PM
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#9 | | Senior Member
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This is funny stuff! Thanks for the link, southerngal. Oldsarge, even though I'm a woman I can appreciate the humor of your post and I will be sharing it with my husband tonight.
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