Duct Tape

[catspa]

Better than a chastity belt, if it's thick enough and the lad has no pocketknife...

Parker

[ChadTower]

Originally Posted by catspa

Better than a chastity belt, if it's thick enough and the lad has no pocketknife...

30 seconds of trying to remove a whole dress of duct tape would have her saying "erm, let's just wait until tomorrow" awfully fast.

[oldsarge]

It's either that or duct tape his wanker to his leg!

[ChadTower]

Nah, you remember being 18, right? He'd chew through it himself if necessary. She probably won't.

[oldsarge]

Same goes for that dress! You're a kinky guy there Chad!

[dinosaur]

Use a little olive oil. It'll come off. Greases her up nice too. At least that's what I heard.

[BGreen]

I just saw a television commercial where someone was describing his first family car. He had used duct tape to tape the car handles back on and the mirror back on after they both fell off. He said he loved his old car. I'm trying to remember mine, but I know I didn't use duct tape on anything but the car seats to hold the stuffing in.

[oldsarge]

Originally Posted by dinosaur

Use a little olive oil. It'll come off. Greases her up nice too. At least that's what I heard.

Ya...that's the ticket, olive oil, I heard that too, and she comes out smelling like a salad!

[Theosus]

Originally Posted by ChadTower

Yeah, that's what a boy wants, a prom date with her dress duct taped to her.

What brilliant and innovative father came up with that idea?

I'm sure the dress is made in two layers... One underneath with the sticky side out. One on top with the sticky side in. Having all that tape stuck to you would suck. What if you had to pee or something?

[oldsarge]

[QUOTE=Theosus;58490. What if you had to pee or something?[/QUOTE]

Duct tape is pretty water proof and holds up well to those little wet mishaps.