Two Eskimos

[Grandpa]

Originally Posted by jason

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was intents.

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee Guns

Why do bees buzz?

You'd buzz too if someone stole your honey and nector (necked her, an old slang for smooching)

[Pathfinder1]

Hi...


I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

The earthquake in Washington was obviously the government's fault.

[jason]

Originally Posted by Pathfinder1

Hi...


I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic." Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

[Grandpa]

I like all kinds of good humor. In fact, I think the guy that created knock knock jokes deserves the no bell prize.

[oldsarge]

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

[oldsarge]

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[oldsarge]

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

[dinosaur]

I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.

[wvbreamfisherman]

Today is the day I stop procrastinating! Well, maybe tomorrow...or whenever...

[Pathfinder1]

jason;

There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic." Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.



Hi...


Boy, you sucked me in on that one...!! Thanks for my first chuckle of the day...!!