Skunks

[Lamebeaver]

Originally Posted by Grandpa

The barn still smelled fresh and clean like cow manure so he gently lifted the ring of the nail and set the skunk down. The skunk was only caught by one front paw so Dad led the skunk out of the barn, to the hole and down the ramp into the hole, then (with heavy gloves on) gently opened the trap and freed the skunk, quickly grabbed the gun, shot the skunk and shoveled like crazy to fill the hole. Problem solved with minimal atmospheric contamination.

Bet your dad's heart was pounding like a jackhammer while he preformed this delicate act Grandpa. One slip or quick move and ...

[Grandpa]

Originally Posted by CozInCowtown

Sneak up behind him, poke him in the butt with a sharp stick and scream "BOO!!"
Give it a try, it is real funny how they react.
DC

ps.
Yes, this also works with bears.
dc

This reminds me of how to kill a rattlesnake. Sneak up behind him, grab him by the tail and snap him like a bull whip.

ps. There aren't any little kids reading this stuff are there?