04-07-2011, 12:31 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Indiana Posts: 2,986
| Judy, you might be a redneck. But a redneck is just someone who is outdoors a lot and doesn't pay attention to the sun. Your neck gets a tad burned and turns red. You're a redneck. You're not stupid or inbred. You just have a sunburn. But your neck is still red.
Do you know the only thing dumber than a redneck? Everyone else.
It's a matter of where you are, not who you are. If you are in an airport with knives bristling off you in a display of cumulative cutlery, you are a threat and, quite possibly, a terrorist. On the other hand, if you are in the middle of the woods and I just shot a deer, you are a dream come true. And we will eat really good tonight.
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