Grandpa, post a picture of your opened freezer. Maybe that'll shut Coz up. Why do some people have to see pictures of a dead deer?
I only ask because at 5 o'clock this morning I was stuffing a doe nicely gutted and washed with vegetables, potatoes and chicken. We sowed her shut, wrapped her in aluminum foil and put her on my giant smoker grill. She comes off at around 2PM. I have no pictures because I was too busy processing in the dark to afford being a cameraman.
I am certain the twenty people invited to this event including appetizers and beverages will be testament enough that I won't need to brag about anything or show pictures to unbelievers. I'm tired now so I'm going to get some sleep.
