Trivia 3/6/18

[jason]

True or False: The female Rocky Mountain goat has horns and a beard.

 

[Grandpa]

I know the answer but this time I'm keeping it to myself. I hike through goats every summer, seen the kids having breakfast. In some places, goats are a real problem. In bear country we hang food away from the bears. Around goats, we hang the entire pack or they will chew to get the salt from our sweat. During a nature call, I've been butted so they can get to the salt in the urine.

 

[Cappy]

aint no goats or mountains rocky or otherwise I will guess no they feminine and cute but aint got a clue just half a chance

 

[jason]

And the card says True.