A little extreme there Indiana:tinysmile_fatgrin_t but almost as extreme is a guy here went in and had the Dr remove all his toe nails. In his case he was tired of the fungus nails, and the new ones did come back in clean.
My dad had his toenails all removed after a hike down the south fork of the Salmon. He was just tired of his toenails being black and painful for weeks until they fell off, after every big hike. He now has just nail beds, no nails. It's super creepy, but it apparently works for him.:tinysmile_fatgrin_t
My husband has weird toes. They grow straight for a bit, and at the knuckle they turn 90 degrees toward his big toe. There is no boot in the world that can help a problem like that. He is also diabetic, so keeping his feet in good shape is crucial. He tapes every toe where the next one rubs it, and takes off his boots and socks to check his feet many times during the day. Kind of tedious, but ya do what's necessary.