HAHAHAHA - omgosh, dinosaur, I've family I can tell tales like that about - you'd fit right in with that crowd!
I was snapped at by one of our horses, and it scared me goofy. My chores included those animals, I had to teach that animal not to do that.
And I did.
I took the biggest russet potato I could find, and boiled it, skin-on. I wrapped my left bicep over in flannel a few layers thick, put the potato atop that, and another layer of guaze to hold the spud in place. I put my mack on, and went out to the barn... and baited the horse.
Sure as the dickens, he bit... right into that boiled potato.
I had to make and feed him a special mash for a few days, my granddad was something angry. In later years I heard him laughing about it, though, and well, I don't think that horse bit any of us again.