Yes, I am married to her and we have a licsense to fight.
95# of pure wild animal and we have 3 incredible kids to prove it...... :moony:
ROFL Coz Trouble is, I can relate to that as well.
I also ran afoul of a brown recluse, or so I was told, but there was no pain. Didn't even know I had been bit, but it was small, about quarter sized and 1/2inch or so deep when the dead chunk fell out.
Ran afoul of a holstein bull one time. Got a good look at the roof of the barn before I came down. Luckily landed on my feet and had elbows swinging and made it back in the barn before he hit again. Bull went for a one way ride the next day.
Another time, different bull, looked out the window and the cows were out. Jumped in the truck and headed over to the corrals to head them off. Saw the bull standing in the gateway shaking his head kind of saying "I dare ya" so grabbed a pitchfork. Just then, wife came around the corner of the house about 200 yards across the field to help. Bull saw her and away he went. I screamed at her, she saw the bull and ran for the house. When she went around the corner of the house out of sight the bull was less than 20 feet away. I grabbed my rifle from the truck and took of running. Just then, I hear a kaboom, a bull bellow, and around the house he came bellering like a banshee and right behind him came wife jacking another shell into the 12 guage. Bull survived the shot but not the oneway ride.
Yep, I hear ya Coz, don't mess with a redheaded redneck.