For anyone concerned with these preparedness issues there was a two hour special this weekend on the National Geographic channel. It was titled When Aliens Attack. Now the National Geographic channel is not some kook channel and this issue is complex enough to have a two hour program.
They said it is not a matter of if they will attack but when they will attack. They said that the government knows all about it but isn’t saying anything. Same with the scientists and the reason nobody is talking is they don’t have a clue what to do when they do attack. When they come we can send our most advanced fighters against them, the F18 that carries 10,000 lbs of ordinance, but when they fire the fastest, most accurate missiles it will be like this; you ever been in a dirt clod fight where the 40 watt bulb on the other side throws his clod and you just step out of the way as it whistles by and then nail him over and over with your own reserve? That is what they are going to do. They are star voyagers and didn’t get here by bumbling across the galaxy. They know advanced propulsion and maneuvering techniques that far surpass our own technologies. They are just going to jump out of the way at the last second and the missile will sail on by and never reacquire. Then they down all our aircraft and send in the ground machines. We are going to be toast… or ham and eggs if they happen to like the taste of human.
Now most of the time my dog is just plain lazy, laying in his $500 chair… the one I bought for myself but he took over so I had to go buy another one so I could sit down…he lays in that chair with the remote and a bag of chips, legs up in the air half the time. Finally this has paid off. He has seen The Wizard of Oz a bunch of times and is the same breed as Toto, a Cairn Terrier. If you recall the flying monkeys over ran poor Toto and swept him away. That wicked witch had advanced technology. Well, my boy thinks he has found an Achilles heel with those flying monkeys and we both figure that the aliens will be something like those flying monkeys. If we can draw them out of their air and ground craft out here in the deserts where we have the edge thing might go very badly for them. It is cunning that will bring them down, not technology. Plus this is our turf. Canyon country is going to do a real number on their scrawny rear ends. The biggest challenge I have is riding herd on the dog. He wants to fly one of the alien aircraft, like some kind of canine Buck Rogers and take one for the team if he has to. I mean it didn’t turn out well at all that time he tried to ride an ostrich at that farm we stopped by. Wheewh, that boy is crazy. Entertaining but flat out crazy.
Anyway if you get the chance check out the National Geographic channel and the eye opening program, When Aliens Attack. A contingency plan here is very advisable.
