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CAMP MONSTERS?
Know any? From the time I was a "kid," there was always a monster that we had to look out for.
Like the "Old Man of Senior Camp" - a dead man who walked the camp late at night. I saw him once and it scared the "h e double hockey sticks" right out of me. There he was, as bold as a sly fox waiting to pounce on an unsuspecting rabbit. He was bent over and had a trench coat that covered his body to the ground. He wore a wide-brim hat that came down to his eyebrows and an old Western scarf that covered his face. He had a pick axe over his shoulder and on the end of the pick was an old lantern that cast a shadow as he walked the trail. I made haste to get to my cabin.
There are all kinds of stories about the Great Sasquatch [big foot] to Tahoe Tessie in California. How about the Thurder birds of the Midwest? Then there is the Jersey Devil the Ozark Howler, and the Snally Gastor. I don't think I want to meet the Bat Squash either.
"You gots a Camp Monster story?" We sure would like to hear about it.
Keep an eye, eh - I hear there are zombies about.
Know any? From the time I was a "kid," there was always a monster that we had to look out for.
Like the "Old Man of Senior Camp" - a dead man who walked the camp late at night. I saw him once and it scared the "h e double hockey sticks" right out of me. There he was, as bold as a sly fox waiting to pounce on an unsuspecting rabbit. He was bent over and had a trench coat that covered his body to the ground. He wore a wide-brim hat that came down to his eyebrows and an old Western scarf that covered his face. He had a pick axe over his shoulder and on the end of the pick was an old lantern that cast a shadow as he walked the trail. I made haste to get to my cabin.
There are all kinds of stories about the Great Sasquatch [big foot] to Tahoe Tessie in California. How about the Thurder birds of the Midwest? Then there is the Jersey Devil the Ozark Howler, and the Snally Gastor. I don't think I want to meet the Bat Squash either.
"You gots a Camp Monster story?" We sure would like to hear about it.
Keep an eye, eh - I hear there are zombies about.