Weren't you ever a teenager? They're invincible! I remember getting on a wooden raft of strapped together pallets that was being towed behind an overcrowded boat.
Sometimes I wonder how I survived to become an adult.
The overcrowded boats at least mostly only harm themselves. I would really, really, really like to see some sort of patrol checking for drunk boaters. Can't tell you how many times I've nearly been killed in my canoe by some guy buzzing me in a waterski boat while holding his beer up high.