I've Got Worms

[HikerJoe]

I ate some undercooked ham yesterday. Now I'm pretty sure I have worms.

 

[gregkthompson]

Make sure you save them, then you can go fishing. LOL Just kidding. Hope your good.

 

[Ilovelife]

What would make you think that you have worms? Would the symptoms of something like that show up so soon? How do you know it isn't some kind of bacteria instead.

 

[Grandpa]

Sunday school teacher had a glass of milk and a glass of whiskey. He dropped a worm in each glass. Next day, the worm in the milk was still alive and doing well. The worm in the whiskey was not only dead but mostly dissolved.

Moral; Drink whiskey to get rid of worms :tinysmile_fatgrin_t

 

[charley]

I've always heard tobaccer juice would kill em too.

 

[Judy Ann]

I ate some undercooked ham yesterday. Now I'm pretty sure I have worms.

There is only one way to be sure and that is with scotch tape. Should there be positive results, you might consider fishing with the head end connected to the hook, and at all costs avoid using the tail end (already used once with scotch tape).

Hiker Joe, this is vital information, do not under any circumstances cough up a large worm in a restaurant forcing them to close for the evening. In your state the fines are overwhelmingly burdensome and such behavior is frowned upon. Boulder bans noncompliants and Evergreen arrests them. Golden shoots for contamination of water sources, and Garden of the Gods will never accept your peace offerings again.

Wishing you a speedy recovery,
Judy Ann

 

[franklin]

I'd go with the whisky. If it doesn't work at least you won't care. Too bad you can't get a dewormer at the local pet store-it'd be cheaper than what you're going to pay a doc. Good luck.

 

[CozInCowtown]

Try a double shot of laxative mixed in with Viagra.....should clean you out!

 

[DThewanderer]

Lol, I am afraid to ask why the Viagra..... of course if you want to let me in I would not object! How about whiskey and Viagra, perhaps that would help.

 

[oldsarge]

Not sure what the Viagra could do for worms. But in the senior living centers, they give Viagra and warm milk to the men at night before bed. The warm milk helps them get to sleep and the Viagra keeps them from rolling out of bed.

 

[guns4570]

If you got Triking you would be famous. There hasn't been a documented case of worms in pork in over 75 years. If you could tell the meat was under cooked why did you eat it? You have a greater chance of getting sick from eating uncooked chicken than any thing else.

 

[Lamebeaver]

Not sure what the Viagra could do for worms. But in the senior living centers, they give Viagra and warm milk to the men at night before bed. The warm milk helps them get to sleep and the Viagra keeps them from rolling out of bed.

ba dump bump!

:sarcastic:

 

[dinosaur]

Sounds like a good idea; grandpa with a kickstand. The only difference is the ladies don't put the kickstand down before riding.

 

[Hazel]

sunday school teacher had a glass of milk and a glass of whiskey. He dropped a worm in each glass. Next day, the worm in the milk was still alive and doing well. The worm in the whiskey was not only dead but mostly dissolved.

Moral; drink whiskey to get rid of worms :tinysmile_fatgrin_t

roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!