An old prospector back in the 1880's walks his mule into town and up to the local saloon. He ties the mule off to the hitching rail and proceeds to dust himself off before going in to wet his thirst.
Just then a young gunslinger pushes out through the saloon doors. He has a gun in one hand and a bottle in the other. He looks at the prospector and says: "Hey, old man, did you ever dance?"
The old man says: "No, sonny, I never had the hankerin' to dance."
By this time a crowd had gathered sensing something was about to happen. The gunslinger says: "Well, old man, you're gonna dance now." With that he starts shooting near the prospector's feet and the old man dances around not wanting to be shot in the foot. The crowd is laughing and the gunslinger keeps shooting until he runs out of bullets.
The gunslinger turns to go back into the saloon and the prospector reaches over the mule's back drawing a 12ga. double barrel shotgun and clicks back both hammers. The crowd gets deathly quiet and the gunslinger, hearing that double click turns slowly back to face the prospector. His eyes get very large as he stares down the muzzle of that 12ga shotgun.
The prospector says: "Hey, sonny, did you ever kiss a mule's ass?"
The gunslinger says: "No,sir, but I always wanted to."
The morals of this are don't get full of yourself, don't waste ammunition, and don't mess with old people. They didn't get that way being stupid.
Just then a young gunslinger pushes out through the saloon doors. He has a gun in one hand and a bottle in the other. He looks at the prospector and says: "Hey, old man, did you ever dance?"
The old man says: "No, sonny, I never had the hankerin' to dance."
By this time a crowd had gathered sensing something was about to happen. The gunslinger says: "Well, old man, you're gonna dance now." With that he starts shooting near the prospector's feet and the old man dances around not wanting to be shot in the foot. The crowd is laughing and the gunslinger keeps shooting until he runs out of bullets.
The gunslinger turns to go back into the saloon and the prospector reaches over the mule's back drawing a 12ga. double barrel shotgun and clicks back both hammers. The crowd gets deathly quiet and the gunslinger, hearing that double click turns slowly back to face the prospector. His eyes get very large as he stares down the muzzle of that 12ga shotgun.
The prospector says: "Hey, sonny, did you ever kiss a mule's ass?"
The gunslinger says: "No,sir, but I always wanted to."
The morals of this are don't get full of yourself, don't waste ammunition, and don't mess with old people. They didn't get that way being stupid.