Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No pork chops
No hot dogs
No burgers
No bacon
No beer
Rags for clothes
Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower.
More than one wife
More than one Mother-in-law!
You can't shave
Your wife can't shave
You can't wash off the smell of your donkey
You cook over burning camel crap
Your wife is picked by someone else for you
and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you, "When you die, it all gets Better"?
Well No *****, Sherlock
It's not like it could get much worse.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No pork chops
No hot dogs
No burgers
No bacon
No beer
Rags for clothes
Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower.
More than one wife
More than one Mother-in-law!
You can't shave
Your wife can't shave
You can't wash off the smell of your donkey
You cook over burning camel crap
Your wife is picked by someone else for you
and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you, "When you die, it all gets Better"?
Well No *****, Sherlock
It's not like it could get much worse.